ye sharab ki botal bhi kamal hai

kabhi tootle dilo ke liye maraham

kabhi mehfilo ki shan hai,

kabhi bhulane mein dard ko

kabhi rulana mein hamko masgur rehti hai

kafir ki adat to dekho,

khusimein pita hu, hosh madhosh ho jata hai

gam ka alam na pucho, kya haal hota hai

har boond-2 mein wo hotabhai, zarra uska daman, pemana labo ke saman hota hai,

itna likh kar ek baat yaad ai, badi khaofnaak thi wo raat jab wo mere pass aai,

mein masgur tha pemano ki beech mein,

iqwal ka farreb lekar bethi,

mere hi pass

mere zarra zarra ruh ka tere likha hai,

le tarajo tool bafa ko, kisne biswas jita hai,

jab yaad teri aati thi dil jalane ko,

ye botal hi thi jo aati thi aag bhujane ko,

itna sunkar wo, chal uthi, ek nazar dekh kar wo jaan meri bol uthi,

mein to looti thi jaan, teri na kar numais ab, 

le taraju, es  botal ki yaari jeeti or bafa meri jhuti jai

by mks

"How do you tell that a crab is drunk? It walks forwards.

"How do you tell that a crab is drunk? It walks forwards.

A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face.

You can train a cat to do anything the cat wants to do at the moment it wants to do it.

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

यूं ही गुज़र जाते हैं मीठे लम्हे मुसाफिरों की तरह,
और यादें वहीं खडी रह जाती हैं रूके रास्तों की तरह..