Agar Na Badlon Teri Khatir Har Ik Cheez To Kehna"..
Tu Apnay Aap Main Pehlay Andaz-e-Wafa To Paida Kar..

masti ki pathsala mein beethe the 10 saal pure,

khel khele anokhe, 

sikhe naye naye salikhe,

kabhi ruthe kabhi manaye,

kabhi chooti chooti baato per gubbaro se muh fulaye

par kuch to khas tha un lamho mein,

jo abtak yaad bani hai, 

chhoti se group mein meri ab bhi jaan basi hai,

lo dour aagya konsa jo, dur sab mujhse ho gaye,

ik din na bittha unse mile bina, 

lo bin mile pure char saal beet gaye,

ik-ik baate yaar krke, 

kabhi kabhi muskra jaata hu,

ab bada ho gaya hu na, jab rota hu to chup jaata hu,

ik arse ke baad mile thi, ham jindagi mein mele mein

jab sabhi masgur the, rooti or jindagi ke jhamelo mein

samay ki raftaar itni teez thi, ham dono ki kuch na bole,

jab ghar pahuche done hi aapne, raaz bachpan ke khub khole

sala wo yaar mera mila tha, masti ki baat to dekho kitna bolta tha us jamane mein

sala aise nikal gaya jaise muh uska sila tha,

itne salo  mein na phone na email, na fb par dikha tha

or sala jab us party mein dikha tab

to  2 baat na ho saki, 

by mks

ye sharab ki botal bhi kamal hai

kabhi tootle dilo ke liye maraham

kabhi mehfilo ki shan hai,

kabhi bhulane mein dard ko

kabhi rulana mein hamko masgur rehti hai

kafir ki adat to dekho,

khusimein pita hu, hosh madhosh ho jata hai

gam ka alam na pucho, kya haal hota hai

har boond-2 mein wo hotabhai, zarra uska daman, pemana labo ke saman hota hai,

itna likh kar ek baat yaad ai, badi khaofnaak thi wo raat jab wo mere pass aai,

mein masgur tha pemano ki beech mein,

iqwal ka farreb lekar bethi,

mere hi pass

mere zarra zarra ruh ka tere likha hai,

le tarajo tool bafa ko, kisne biswas jita hai,

jab yaad teri aati thi dil jalane ko,

ye botal hi thi jo aati thi aag bhujane ko,

itna sunkar wo, chal uthi, ek nazar dekh kar wo jaan meri bol uthi,

mein to looti thi jaan, teri na kar numais ab, 

le taraju, es  botal ki yaari jeeti or bafa meri jhuti jai

by mks

"How do you tell that a crab is drunk? It walks forwards.

"How do you tell that a crab is drunk? It walks forwards.

A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face.

You can train a cat to do anything the cat wants to do at the moment it wants to do it.