When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you? 

 I know the voices in my head aren’t real but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome! 

 I loved a girl and she broke my heart. Now every piece of my heart love different girls. People called it flirt that's not fair… 

 Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. Now, you help me to save mine. 

 Me and my wife live happily for 25 years and then we met… 

 Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you. 

 I’m poor. I can’t pay attention in class room. 

 When I'm good I'm best , when I'm bad I'm worst. 

 I’m cool but global warming made me hot. 

 Excuse me. I found something under my shoes oh its your Attitude. 

 If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’. 

 Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude. 

 My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are! 

 I'm Not Special , I'm Just Limited Edition. 

 Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.