lord shiva to bhakt(cse student): mein tumhari tapasya se prasann hua, bolo kya mangte ho,
bhakt: bhagwan jyada ki iccha nhi hai, ye gadi bangla sab bekar hai mere liye(abhi) bas GATE or WINDOW or APPLE dilado.

lord shiva:do you really think, i m unaware about these thing, you are not only one, who demand these things, but i cant understand in this kalyug people pray to me for bhangla cars,wife, wealth but you all cse bachha's have no any moh maya. ok tathastu
bhakt:(with happiness): omg what was that, i will get place in window and gate.
(after a year)he found a gate and window and a bucket of apple, and a letter, content was like.(beta as you demanded, all things are only for you, and but i care you, now syllabus are available on website, start studying, and choose the best book, all the best, and exam date alse declared)
bhakt shocked bhole baba rock